as much as I wanted to marry Angelina Jolie since i was like 7, i….i totally forgot what i was gunna write…oh,writing her in a script with Brad P. makes me not as jealous as i should be.

Got situated into college dorm- Sophomore year


“opening that door is like breaking a hymen, but she’s not a virgin to me anymore.”
(after i was stuck outside for five mins, i realized you just have to push harder when you think your at the end- ..just like.. nvm)