when listening to music in public; I cannot tell if my farts are silent or not…
I don’t know how I’m going to fix this sleeping schedule of mine by Monday.
^holy crap she has a point… i need to make all A’s this semester, cant do that at 4 FUCKING AM SLEEP FUCKING ASDFGHJK
i lead the end of the world as soon as finals are over
“you’re supposed to meet with your group. I’m not a people person, and especially not a stupid people person, so I told them i’m just going to do is myself. “
Got situated into college dorm- Sophomore year
“opening that door is like breaking a hymen, but she’s not a virgin to me anymore.”
(after i was stuck outside for five mins, i realized you just have to push harder when you think your at the end- ..just like.. nvm)